When you have a blog — this one or any other kind — you find out the words and phrases that people have used on Google or other search engines to come to your blog. Sometimes the journey is a straight line (the most frequent searches are for “Louis Armstrong,” “Billie Holiday,” “Frank Sinatra,” “Joel Helleny” and so on). But occasionally imagining the original impulse in the searcher’s mind and trying to reconstruct the journey from idea to JAZZ LIVES is both difficult and hilarious. Witness these recent examples of inexplicability:
First, we have the MIS-SPELLERS:
“man city blue blowers”
Phonetic-ese for MOUND CITY (St. Louis) which makes for a particularly testosterone-heavy group of comb-and-tissue players; men whose kazoos are formidable instruments.
lester young, lady be god
Perhaps the deification of Billie Holiday by Lester Young?
meaning atterly deplorable
Here, I don’t know if the writer was looking for a defintion of the phrase or saying that my blog was atterly, atterly to be deplored.
was is billie holiday’s nationality
Was American, korrekt?
talk less – miss holiday
1) I can’t say; my lips are sealed. 2) If you don’t say anything, they take away your sick days at work?
jazz pianist and singer black overweight
I assume that someone here was thinking of Fats Waller but couldn’t recall the name, or was shy about typing in his name for fear of causing offense: the computer would shut down because of such offensive language. One never knows, do one?
jazz vocal shout face
My first thought was that someone was looking for a Google Images piece of clip art — a singer whose face was showing the joyous possibilities of shouting in rhythm. But then I said, “No! Someone’s looking for information on the almost-unknown hot singer SHOUT FACE, who made three records with Billy Fowler and his Howlers in Atlanta in 1927.”
It’s all a mystery!