As I see it, here are the three possibilities.
The best thing that might have happened to one of us would have been to play alongside Adrian Rollini in a band.
The next best thing would have been to have heard that band and gotten Rollini’s autograph. (Extra points if he wrote your name on the piece of paper.)
The next best thing would be to be able to purchase a Rollini autograph:
Now, here’s another example. See if you can do this one on your own:
If that signature seems tantalizingly elusive, it’s Glenn Miller.
Those two pieces of paper are both for sale (as I write this) in the same eBay lot — the third is a Les Brown autograph. Stranger things have happened, but I can’t quite think of them at the moment.