SLIM AND SPAM

One of the fascinating aspects of having a blog is the spam messages sent to it, or to me.  It’s hard to take them personally: they are rather like flyers for the local Chinese restaurant stuck under the door, or the thick wad of newspaper (with ads for everything I really don’t plan to purchase) that is sent to me weekly.  I am not talking here about the gibberish studded with references to “payday loans” and enhancements to body parts, but to something more subtle — at first glance — that I will call the ALL-PURPOSE HALF-TRANSLATED COMPLIMENT.  The English here is almost idiomatic, but it doesn’t arrive where it’s intended (which makes me suspect that these rote encomia are written in another language and fed into Google Translate) and the results are just slightly out of tune.  I go on deleting them, sometimes laughing as I do so, but I thought that those readers who don’t have blogs might enjoy a handful of auto-compliments floating in cyberspace. 

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Get the cling of it, and you, too, can become overly skilled.  Don’t wait for my next put up!

3 responses to “SLIM AND SPAM

  1. In spam resides magnificent verisimilitude! I apprentice you also, in especial your bright transparent concept and wonderful bodily structure.

  2. Lapsing into the demotic: swing, you cat!

  3. Bill Gallagher

    I am a soliciter representing Mr. Ali Hamed of Nigeria. Mr. Hamed was awarded $2.1 million dollars, but the money is locked in escrow in your country. Mr. Hamed is willing to offer you 25% of his award if you will only pay ……….

    Hey, can’t fault a guy for trying!

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