“The facts, Sir. Just the facts.”
“Yes, Sergeant Friday. On Wednesday, March 20, 2013, the Jim Cullum Jazz Band will play a hot jazz concert at Symphony Space (Broadway at 95th Street) beginning at 7:15 PM. The concert is arranged by the Sidney Bechet Society. The band is Jim Cullum, cornet; Mike Pittsley, trombone; Allan Vache, clarinet, John Sheridan, piano; Hal Smith, drums; Adam Brisbin, guitar; Zack Sapunor, string bass.”
“That’s enough, Sir. That’s all we need to go on.”
“May I say one thing more, Sergeant?”
“Yes.”
“The website for more information and tickets is here and I know it will be a special evening of hot jazz. And you can hear 350 Riverwalk radio programs streaming here for free.”
“That was three things, Sir.”
“I apologize, Sergeant. I know your time is valuable.”
“Yes, it is. Thank you for your cooperation, Sir.”
May your happiness increase.