I think that the credit report issued for one Thomas Waller would be shocking. And it might include his time spent in jail for nonpayment of alimony.
But who among us wouldn’t “advance” Fats a few dollars, even knowing that it wouldn’t make its way back to us? Money well-spent, I feel.
From eBay, of course.
May your happiness increase!
JAZZ LIVES 
I Believe in Miracles too.