“If God was to say to me, ‘You want to play really good jazz piano, you have to give up what you are doing,’ I would do it in a minute.”
Hoffman to Meg Grant, “Just Dustin,” AARP, March/April 2009.
Admittedly, to some readers I might have less to give up that Hoffman, but that’s no excuse for his shoplifting this chunk of my inner life.
Dusty, I don’t care how many Oscars you’ve won. Get the hell off my piano bench. There isn’t room for the two of us.